Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
There’s two types of people in the world. The ones that make the fires. And the ones that put them out. Let’s just say you’re lucky you’ve got a lot of friends who own fire extinguishers. We can’t understand half the shit you do. What’s wrong with you! Maybe we should be asking what is wrong with us? You seem to be having a blast. That time you glued Ted’s pants to his ass? Classic. Still don’t know how you did it by the way. Or when you cut Clara’s bangs when she passed out on the couch? Hilarious! This T-Shirt is for you and only you. You earned it.