Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
No, you’re no Debbie Downer. And no, we’re not here to tell you you’re some Negative Nancy. You like doing cool shit. You do it all the time. But what your “friends” don’t seem to understand is one thing: You need your coffee. That’s all! You don’t ask for much! So why are these people still texting you at 7 in the morning when they know you don’t have your coffee until 8? Why are these same people offended by your customized middle finger emoji? We don’t have all the answers! But we do have this T-shirt. Buy it. Wear it. Get your coffee in peace.