Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Get down! Quick, behind the building that just exploded! The flag dammit, don’t forget the flag! How is he not dead yet!? No, no, no NO! You suck! You suck! You freaking…aw jeez sorry guys I get a little carried away sometimes while I’m playing. When I’m in the zone, I am in the zone - you guys know what I’m talking about right? And my teammate - all he had to do was put the stupid flag on top of the stupid freaking base and we would have won the game! We totally would’ve won it, and I would have definitely upgraded! But ah, forget it. On to the next one. This is going to be a long night. All my fellow gamers understand. Buy this T-Shirt if you’re out there fighting the good fight too. Go, go, go!