Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
So, you’ve got roommates. Hey, almost everyone does - rent is expensive now a days! But does anyone else’s roommate cook for them? How about do their laundry? Yours even pay for your phone bill? They throw you some cash from time to time?! You have it made! Alright, so your roommates - they’re your parents. They’re embarrassing. Your mom still trims the crust off of ham and cheese sandwiches - cuts them into cubes and serves them to your friends on umbrella picks when they come over. Guess what? It’s a fair price to pay for free room and board. You know what else is? This T-Shirt. Buy it and show em’ some appreciation. You know what else? Umbrella picks are cool - and your parents are too.