Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Mornings are rough and no one is going to argue with you that they aren't. You may fall out of bed in the morning and walk around like a slow, sad zombie but, that's just because you are not a morning person. It doesn't help that everyone is always asking you questions and bothering you in the mornings either. Mornings are horrible. Show everyone who thinks otherwise with this T-Shirt and maybe they will finally leave you alone in the morning. Then they can bother you a few hours later when you have finally woken up.