Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Most days are a total failure for you. No matter what you do in life you always seem to fall short. But, through all your short comings you have managed to come up with a fail safe way to combat all your failures; napping. Share your wisdom to others who seem to fail a lot with this T-Shirt. They will thank you for it because now they know when all else fails to just take a nap. Napping really is a universal cure-all and that is such a relief to someone like you. When all else fails get this T-Shirt and take a nap in it, you'll feel better.