Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Oh man it is another day and all you want to do is sleep. Now you have to get up and actually do things again, screw that just go back to sleep we won't blame you. Sleep is an important thing in life and no one knows that better then you so show others and wear this T-Shirt so you can go to sleep in it. When your friends ask to go out, you say, "no I just wanna sleep." When work calls because you're not in again you say, "I'm not coming in I just wanna sleep." Show everyone your love of sleeping with this T-Shirt and then go to sleep.