Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Your parents ask you where you’re going? You tell them not to worry, “You’ll be back.” Your neighbors? the ones that decided your lawn is now the perfect place to take their dog on his midnight escapades? Well, let us just say you’re going to “make them an offer they can’t refuse.” Your boyfriend is worried about you, you haven’t called him in a few days and all he wants is the truth, but damnit “he can’t handle the truth!” Alright, so you didn’t do so well in English class at school, but what you lack in formal education you make up for in - well, movie quotes! You’ve spent more time in the movie theaters than you have in any classroom. So let this T-Shirt be your…diploma! Help us help you!