Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You do not need a job; a job is stupid, time consuming and boring. A job is basically just the unnecessary middle-man to the ultimate goal of receiving money, which is actually what you need. People always tell you that you need a job but, what do they know? You don't NEED a job, what you NEED is money. Show all the naive people that think jobs are so important that they aren't with this T-Shirt. Money is what is actually important and you should be able to just receive it without doing any stupid job that just wastes time and is unnecessary.