Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Bah! So you live with your parents - join half of America (probably). Your friends that own that $2,000 a minute condo in upper east who gives a fuck? Let them brag all they want! You’re saving a boat load! And yea they probably own boats. Who cares! Boats fucking sink anyway (get it, it’s like a double entendre sink - stink - ah forget it man). So buy this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt, and don’t throw it into the dark abyss you call your bedroom floor! No! Wear it with pride! And rub it in your friend’s faces! (But not too much, they won’t let you on their boat.)
If you still live with your parents then grab this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt now. This Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is not only for the ones who love hanging out and showing off the fact that they love their rents but it's for the ones who don't mind spending some quality time in their house. Wear this with pride and show off the fact that you love being someone who has a lot of time on their hands to just hang out with their two favorite people. This is for everyone who loves to hang with their rents.