You are one hairy motherfucker let me tell ya’. No, you pull it off actually this isn’t some kind of intervention - a shaving kit doesn’t come at the end of this conversation. And you’re teeth? I thought I had some pretty sharp incisors, yours look like freaking switch blades. Where the hell are you from anyway? No, we’re not saying you’re not American - only America could create something this badass. Oh, you’re part wolf, well that makes sense. Here’s a women's t-shirt made just for you then. Turns out there’s a bunch of you. Howl on, my hairy friend.