Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Like what you see? It’s the latest model. It’s got all the bells and whistles. Can it fly? Psshhht. Can a black cat give you bad luck for the rest of your life? You wish you could show this to your mother who lives thousands of miles away, you say? Well, you are in luck my friend! We’re giving out free broomstick rides in celebration of Halloween! Do I have to sit so close to you? It’s a broom stick not an airplane, what the hell do you think? Buy your own if you don’t like it. Then buy this Free Broomstick Rides T-Shirt and give your own friends a ride. Happy Halloween!