Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
We’ve made this T-Shirt that explains the stages of life in a very simple and straightforward manner. Our only problem with it is that it may be too accurate. Spoiler alert: all the stages involve Santa Claus. If that sounds a bit weird, just remember that some of the most pivotal moments in your life revolved around the concept of Santa Claus. That jovial bowl full of Christmas cheer has played a bigger part in your life than you realize. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Santa Claus.