Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
What is truly important for St. Patrick's Day? Being Irish? Or being drunk? We are going to go with the latter and say that being totally drunk is way more important than being Irish. No one needs to be Irish to enjoy this great holiday. Look on the bright side you have a percentage of Irish in you a small percentage but, it's there nonetheless. That means there was someone in your ancestry that was from Ireland so at least you can say that. Seriously though this funny T-Shirt will show people what’s truly important on St. Paddy's Day; being 99% drunk!