Softstyle Adult V-Neck T-Shirt
This hilarious hipster pug can literally be the saving grace of your wardrobe and your masculinity. You need other guys to start backing off because you are the alpha dog but, at the same time you don't want women to be put off and think that you are just some jerk. This funny junior v-neck is the perfect way to kill two birds with one stone. Men will be like, "whoa okay you the alpha" and women will be like, "wow he's so confident but, at the same time really trendy and sensitive to animals." Basically everyone is dumb except you!