Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You might be a little slow on the draw. You might be a hare too late. Every. Single. Time. But you're a party animal dang it. You'e slow to start but once you get revving you're the most fun turtle in the whole pond. You give people a shell of a time. You use your tortoise disposition and take it one hilarious step at a time. Sure, that rabbit may have the lead but once he gets tired, that's when you come around. You may not be a Ninja Turtle. You may not be Franklin. But either way this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is perfect for your slow and steady attitude.
If you love turtles then you'll love this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt. Not only is it hilarious but it'll show to everybody that you're a consistently fun human being. Put on this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt and wear your turtle powers with pride. You may not be flying around with Leonardo and the Ninja Turtles. You may not have cool Turtle Beach headphones. But you're a turtle, nonetheless. So keep being your slow and steady lovable self and rock this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt to your next party!