Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You ever hear that saying: “No one’s against you, they’re just for themselves?” Complete B.S. There are just way too many people you are against for that to be even remotely true. No, we get it, if we knew them we would hate their guts too. There’s Sally - who was a sweetheart until she boned your best friend. Mike was pretty chill until you found out he was a Republican - or was it a Democrat? The list goes on and on. You don’t have to go around telling them all off. Just wear this T-Shirt and show up at their front door. They’ll get the hint.