Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt
No, drunk I'm not officer. I don't who you think you are but I am definitely not drunk. You are. You... I... ugh. Hold on a second. I got a little something in my tum tum that needs a.... PLUGGGHADSUDH. Okay where were we. I'm not officer drunk. I'm sober as can be. Just look at this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt. See. Completely clean. No keg stands. No wine bottles. No six packs or "beer bong parties". Pshhh. Ughh. Just look at this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt, I am very not drunk. Very very not drunk. My Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt says it all! So please leave me alone officer man.
Look, let's face. You're smashed. You're absolutely hammered. Even though you really just wanted a beer. But then you had two. And then you had five. And then you drank some whiskey. And now you lost your shirt and your standing in front of a cop. How did this happen.Retrace the steps and try to formulate a coherent but losing argument with this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt. It may have asked if you're drunk but you're smart... kind've and you didn't answer either way.