Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You have one agenda. Wherever you go, it’s always the same fucking shit - same fucking order. You show up, you shit on everything, and then you just bounce. You boogie. You Audi 3000. You shady dip. YOU LEAVE! Look, here’s why I’m mad. Because I usually love it. The raising hell part especially, it’s always a blast at other people’s party. But my party? You took a shit on the carpet! That’s my grandmother’s man it’s been through 4 different time zones! Just go. Just buy this T-shirt and go! Ok, next weekend sounds good. God, I can’t stay mad at you!