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Ba Co N Zip Hoodie

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What do you get if you mix Barium, Cobalt and nitrogen? Some type of alkaline metal I assume. I'm only working off high school level chemistry and don't really remember but, if you put together the symbols for Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen, you of course get BaCoN. If you love bacon and you love corny jokes that really only make sense if you look at it than this Zip Hoodie is perfect for you. BaCoN is delicious, the food not the chemical compounds that specific to making this joke. But, bacon is really good and you do not need a Bunsen burner to make it.

If you’re a Redneck, we urge you to use this device in the event of a fire. You should know how it works. We don’t know how a downspout is supposed to put out a fire in and of itself. It would have to have water running through it, which really only occurs when it’s raining. In that case, you probably wouldn’t have a fire. The particulars are not covered within the span of this cool Redneck Zip Hoodie. We rely on you Rednecks for your knowledge of this particular subject.

Key Features:

Heavy Blend Zipper Hoodie

  •    50% Cotton 50% Polyester Preshrunk Fleece Knit
  •    Adjustable Drawstring Hood; Metal Zipper
  •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
  •    Machine Washable Inside Out
  •    Printed in the USA