Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Car Chases. Explosions. Sick One Liners. If this sounds like your life, you may be a bonafide bad ass. Jump through rings of fire, enemy crossfire, and helicopter propellers with this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt. Not only are you the hero your own movie plot but you've signed a deal for a lifetime series of Die Hard action extravaganza. With this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt you can show everyone how much testosterone runs through you. Look through the lenses of your sunglasses and find a world where you're the new Bruce Willis, the next Stalone, a more handsome Jason Statham. Boom.
Look at this bad ass go. Jumping over cover. Judo chopping unsuspecting cronies. You are the definition of slick. The dictionary reference for muscle mass. Voted "Most Likely to Walk Away from Explosions Without Looking" in high school. Not only are the strongest person in the room but you're the most bad ass. You make Lethal Weapon look like The Wiggles. Terminator look like Blues Clues. Predator look like Spongebob. Taken look like the Teletubbies. Need I say more?