There is a name for people without beards… women! For all of you true men, you know that the ‘no shave lifestyle’ is the only way to go through life. And with this witty Tank Top, you can show off your pride and joy in style. Introducing the “Beard Growth Chart”: the ideal scale to measure the manliness growing from your chin. Are you only sporting some fuzz that could hardly be designated as “Manly”? Or are you rocking a full on “Wizard” beard that would put Merlin to shame? Put your facial hair to the test and respect the beard!
You must respect the beard! No matter how long it is, you can achieve legendary length with this fun Tank Top.
Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top