Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You got a big ass beard and your always happy. You’re 22 years old but for some reason the hairs on your beard have decided it's about time the hang up all that color nonsense and die out on you. It doesn’t help that you’re about 80 pounds overweight. So yea, can you blame anyone when they hop on your lap when you’re having a frap at your local coffee shop? Or when you come home to hundreds of letters a day - all written in different colored crayons? There’s worse things out there to be - like ugly. SO cheer up. And buy this t-shirt. Wear it proud.