Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You mountain man. You stubbled stud. You wear your facial hair with pride and wouldn't shave it for anything. Not by the hair on your chinny chin chin. Besides you know she loves it. Your lady is all about this hair hug of a face. When she kisses you, it's like a carpet snugged against her lips. When she cuddles you, you warm up her world. And when she gets frisky... well you know. Not only are you an animal in the sheets but you're a giant stuffed teddy bear because of your face follicles. This Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is for you, the lumberjacks and the stud muffins.
Ring the bear and sound the alarm because with this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt, ladies will come flocking to ya. This hilarious piece will definitely get a laugh and maybe even get you a little lucky. If you're in the business of taking your lovely lady to pleasure town then this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is for you. Not only are you bearded for her pleasure but you're also warm for the winter. Win-Win. Never doubt the beard. No clean shaven bozo could stand against your masculine charm. This Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt will stroke your ego as you stroke you beard,