Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You have been growing that impressive beard for over a year now. Cleaning it, trimming it, and just properly grooming it to make it a beast of a beard. That time of a beardless face was so long ago you can barely remember it. Beards are so much better anyway, and clean shaven faces make you look so young and stupid. Show everyone that a beard beats a shaven face or sideburns, or even a moustache with this T-Shirt. Your beautiful beard is big and burly and one that is show ready. Everyone else that is beardless is missing out.