Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You guys know the greeting. You guys know the widely accepted salutation on the widely joyous and wonderful day: Merry Christmas. What could be wrong with something so right? How could someone be offended by such a jolly acknowledgement of the hands down best holiday of the year?! Well, I’ll tell you who The bears. Sure they’re at least three times our size. Sure they’d eat us on site - I mean seriously, maul our faces off, no questions asked. But they’re sensitive creatures! So we made this t-shirt. Wear it and don’t get your face mauled off.