Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
You are a freak of nature. And we mean that in the most awe-inspiring, envy-filled way possible. I mean, you probably had a six pack of abs before you know how to drive a car. And by the time you knew how to drive, you could probably lift the damn car further than you could drive it! You were, and still are an all star athlete. You don’t dunk when you play ball either because you’ve broken the damn rim so many times or because you probably would if you did. We’ve went around and polled all your friends to describe you in one word. The results were unanimous: The guy’s a beast. Here’s your T-Shirt for confirmation.