Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
What’s in the box, man? Alright fine, we’ll just keep guessing until we get it right. Is it a huge Teddy Bear? No. Is it one of those big boxes that have a box inside of another box inside of another smaller box, and by the time you get to the last box you find out the gift is like, really little? No? I love those, it’s like magic. So it's not a teddy bear and it’s not a magic trick. Then what is it? And why is it stuck to your belt buckle? Geez man is it your - ? No, keep it. Maybe just wear this t-shirt to let people know you’ve got a big gift?