Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
It is so big that no status bar can even handle that post. It doesn't matter how hard you try to edit or delete your post is just huge. You have searched day and night for the right network that you can put your big post into. No matter where you go though, nothing can handle it. Show everyone that you have a big post and no where to put it with this T-shirt. One of these days a status bar will come along with the proper character count for your big post then you will finally be able to let that post free and put it where it belongs.