Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt
Look man, I'm sorry it happened but honestly I had no idea. I can't even remember what happened last night? Well, I'm trying to but I just can't. I know, I was mean but I just can't remember what happened. But I'm sorry okay - I just drank so much. Why do you think I'm wearing this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt? Of course, it's not my fault. It's the alcohol that made me do it. I think I might've drank too much. I think I might've passed my limit that 8th shot in the hour. Probably but I wouldn't know because I was so drunk. I'll make it up to you and buy you a drink, okay?
As the immortal Jamie Foxx once said "Blame it on the alcohol". Sometimes we just can't control the things that you do. Other times you can but what's the fun in that? If you've made some mistakes on a Saturday night and you've hurt some feeling, take solace in the fact that this has literally happened to everyone. Blame it on the alcohol and wear this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt, guilt free. Not only will you be held slightly less accountable for your possible sins but you'll have a great story to tell.