Man, since the beginning of time we’ve come up with some pretty cool stuff. Booze is hands down top three - the excuse it comes with is a close number four. It’s pure genius when you think about it. Blaming booze has pretty much gotten you out of any tight spot - it’s excused you of ANY delinquent debauchery your savage mind has thought up! Ever! Don’t make me go down the list man. Really, you want to do this? The time you woke up naked in your middle school auditorium? Who’d you blame? Exactly. Buy this Tank Top - show booze some appreciation damn it.
Blame the booze. Oh yeah blame the booze. It's the only way you're gonna get out alive. Wear this with pride and show off your Tank Top. This Tank Top is not only for the ones who love to drink but it's for those who don't like to take responsibility. Not only is this the best way to show off your cool drinking drunk side but it's a great way to shirk all responsibility until it's really unbearable and apparently uncomfortable. This Tank Top is for you.
Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top