Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Hold on hold on hold on. Buy me another. You're definitely still ugly. Wear this with pride and show off the fact that you love hanging out and making people buy you alcohol. If you think someone is still ugly even after you've drank way too much for your own good then this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is for you. This Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is for the ones who love drinking and also being just a mean human being. So what? This person in front of you is just way too ugly to really deal with right now. But if they buy you a few more drinks maybe you'll be in the mood.
Buy me another beer. You're still ugly. This Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt is for those of you who know that there are lots of ugly people around here and you're the one that needs to get drunk to make it work. If you love hanging out with people at the bar but realize that most people are just terrible looking then grab this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt and make your life easier.Next time someone hits you up just point to this Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt for a shortcut. It's not their fault they're ugly but it's your fault you're not drunk enough to not care.