Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
When someone mentions that sticky icky - you know they’re talking about this shit right here. I mean this shit right here? It lives up to it's jolly holly mother freaking name I can tell you that. Except for the brain part. Because to be honest I can’t say I had much left the last time I had a piece of THIS candy cane. Feels sweet though. Speaking of sweets I’m jonesing for some. Is there like a grace period on the five second rule? I dropped this chocolate bar but…then…what, why are you looking at me? Buy this t-shirt and Merry…something….Christmas!