Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
There’s nothing that can fix stupid. There are ways of combating stupid, such as logic or sarcasm, but there’s really no permanent fix. You would think that someone of a vocation that was technically crafty—like a mechanic—can fix the problem, but you would be sorely mistaken. Mechanics can fix a lot of broken, busted-ass things, but stupid isn’t one of them. It’s something beyond even help of our greatest weapon: science. In fact, it’s science’s greatest adversary. If you’re a mechanic, please wear this T-Shirt. You’re only human after all.