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Can't Fix Stupid Tank Top

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There’s nothing that can fix stupid. There are ways of combating stupid, such as logic or sarcasm, but there’s really no permanent fix. You would think that someone of a vocation that was technically crafty—like a mechanic—can fix the problem, but you would be sorely mistaken. Mechanics can fix a lot of broken, busted-ass things, but stupid isn’t one of them. It’s something beyond even help of our greatest weapon: science. In fact, it’s science’s greatest adversary. If you’re a mechanic, please wear this Tank Top. You’re only human after all.

Moonshiners were bootleggers before there were even bootleggers. People have been making moonshine for decades, and it’s an alcoholic beverage that’s sure to put hair on your chest. In fact, we couldn’t think of a manlier, American alcohol than moonshine. That’s the reason why we’ve made this manly Tank Top.

Key Features:

Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top

  •    100% Cotton Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  •    Unisex Fit
  •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
  •    Machine Washable Inside Out
  •    Printed in the USA