Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
The 21st century is unfortunately a century of technology. Some technology is great like cell phones. But other technologies, like smart phones are bad. So-called "smart phones" can actually be a perfect reason why people are becoming less smart. Instead of doing anything of value with them everyone just uses them for petty social things and this means that they are on it for hours; their eyes glued to the cell phone. You ex was cellfish too. So many people are cellfish these days that it is ruining our actual real lives, show people with this T-Shirt.