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    Choking Hazard Hoodie

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    Be careful - you just might choke on it. You're a caring person and you know it. Of course, you need to be sure that anyone you come across knows that it's large. Caring about your partners is important to you - so make sure that you let them know there could be a choking hazard ahead. Whether being serious about your endowments or just joking around, this Hoodie is sure to get some belly laughs and maybe even a couple of eye rolls.

    Don't worry, you'll be thankful this Hoodie warned anyone who comes near you that there is a choking hazard afoot. Nobody likes to be ambushed, so make sure you're prepared!

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    Heavy Blend Hoodie

    •    80 oz
    •    50% cotton 50% polyester preshrunk fleece knit
    •    pouch pocket; matching drawcord
    •    Double needle cuffs, double needle stitching
    •    1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

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