Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
There is only one place to look on cool shirt day and that is straight at you. You always have the best shirts possible even when it isn't cool shirt day. You are like cool shirt king with all your amazing shirts. Now add another cool shirt with this ironic T-shirt so when it is cool shirt day, yours will be so clever and obvious you will be the center of cool shirt day once again. Your cool shirts are always breaking the mold so break it again with this T-shirt. This cool shirt day will be ruled by your cool shirt once again.