With all of the colors of the spectrum - given the infinite number of combinations of red blue green and yellow, you can't seem to settle on a damn one! Your whole family is in shambles - your birthdays are always a disaster and Christmases are filled with envelopes and gift cards. Everyone's given up on you! You've returned just about every gift you've ever gotten ever - why should they even bother!? Know what you need to do? Speak up! Tell 'em what you like! And there's no better way than to buy this T Shirt and wear it! All the time...everywhere.
Being new isn't a bad thing. Just because your baby is a newb doesn't mean it is one of those annoying newbs or noobs in video games and things like that! No one likes those noobs! But, the world needs noobs just like it needs heroes because without those newbs how would we ever get heroes! This funny newb T Shirt is perfect for showing that your baby will one day surpass newb status!
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt