My god, you turn into a mean mother f-er when you’re hungry. My mother? Alright guy, you really didn’t have to go there. What’d you say? You said my sister didn’t have to either? Jesus christ that mouth of yours! Alright, enough is enough. How the hell are we going to shut you up? Pizza? Well why didn’t you just say so you sick son of a bitch! Look, you buy this T Shirt - save yourself an ass whooping. We’ll order the pizza. And the next time you get like this, - just wear this T Shirt - anyone within arm’s reach will do the rest. jerk.
Do you love eating pizza? Then this T Shirt is for you. Wear this with pride and make sure that you can show off the fact that you're an eater of the eaters. This T Shirt is for anyone who loves fast food and loves to chow down on the cheesiest bits of the snackery. They all know what to do when you walk into the room. Everyone in the room stops and they feed you pizza of course. You are the pizza monster. The pepperoni master. The king of crust.
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