Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top
“Oh my gosh, I love your dress!” “No grandma, it is definitely not weird that you still take me to the playground for my birthday.” “Baby, there is no way you look fat in those jeans.” There is a subtlety to your language. At first glance, someone might just miss it. One can only catch on if they look just close enough. What is it? Sociopathy? Not quite, but this pattern of lying wouldn’t exactly qualify you for modern day sainthood. No, let’s settle for somewhere in the middle. Let’s call it sarcasm. This tank top is for all you bundles of joy - splat in the middle of being a psychopath and a saint. There’s something to be admired in your deception. And well, something that makes you kind of a - .