You’ve had a lot of friends. Lots of different buddies and pals that came and went throughout your life. There was Sally from 5th grade. She had an annoying laugh, so she had to go. There was Billy from little league - he just had UNCONTROLLABLE flatulence - you couldn’t take him anywhere! There was even Steve - well, Steve was great actually, you should probably call him and reconnect. But nothing, and I mean nothing tops that little ball of fur you’ve got sprawled across your lap. Let ‘em know you’ll be friends fur-ever! Buy this T Shirt.