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Help From Above T Shirt

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God can be a powerful ally, but he can’t hit a target from over a mile away with a Barret .50 caliber. Sure, there was all that stuff in the Bible, but that’s all fiction. Until I start seeing God fling lightning bolts at people like the almighty Zeus, color me unimpressed. Our idea of help from above is well-trained marksmen with a power rifle that can reach out and touch anyone. All he needs is a clear line of sight, and you’re good to go. Turn help from above into death from above with this accurate T Shirt.

Sometimes we like the advice on our T Shirt to be cryptic and pretentious. We can’t resist throwing people for a loop. “I don’t play nice” can mean a number of things. Maybe it’s a cutesy way of saying you’re a serial killer? Who knows? We took a phrase that we thought meant something and put it on a design. What do you want? Kerouac?

Key Features:

Heavy Cotton Ladies T-Shirt

  •    100% Cotton Preshrunk Jersey Knit
  •    Classic Fit
  •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
  •    Machine Washable Inside Out
  •    Printed in the USA