Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
There are so many assholes in this world that you wish you could just do something horrible to them. Not enough to injure them but, something to really f##k up their day. Every time someone’s does something stupid you wish the same thing; that a bird would s##t on them. You always hear about birds crapping on people but, never the right people. Show all the idiots that you cannot stand with this T-shirt that if you were a bird you know exactly who you would s##t on. They would deserve it too. I’m the meantime just keep wishing it to happen.