Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
It's scooter time! Get on and let's ride. Motorcycles have got nothing on your little Vespa. You get like a hundred miles to the gallon and you look damn cool riding around on it. Show everyone how much you love your scooter with this T-shirt and maybe someone will hop on and take a ride with you. Overcome all of the hate of scooters with this T-shirt, you know everyone is just jealous. Your scooter is unmatched by anything else on the road and you love it. So get on and let's ride!