Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
So, you’ve got a short penis. Join about eighty percent of the population my friend (we think). And like most people, not only is your penis short but so is life! It’s a conundrum, this is true. And you might even say it's a setback. But you’d be wrong. You and your penis - the both of ya’ would just be dead wrong. Why? Because despite your size, your’e apart of the largest club in world! That’s right, most people have short lives and short penises! So buy this T-Shirt and gain entry. You long dicks can take a hike. This one’s for the little guy.