Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Those meaty ham hocks won't buff up themselves. If you want anything in life you have to work for it and if that means a little extra loading time for those guns to start showing then so be it. Your work will pay of eventually, so in the meantime wear this T-shirt and show everyone that those beefy arm guns are still loading and are not ready to be unveiled just yet. When they are though everyone better stand back, because when that loading bar is complete the gun show is ready to be unleashed. Use this T-shirt as a placeholder until then.