Don’t love my dog, then don’t love me. That’s what I always say. Well, to my girlfriends anyway - right before I break up with them. It’s my fault, obviously. My dog can do no wrong! My dog is the sweetest, most adorable dog in the entire world! Why he decides to growl incessantly - why he refuses to allow my exes sit on the couch with me is a mystery! It could be because they always sit in his favorite spot. It could be because my exes suck. Whatever the reason, if they didn’t love my dog they had no place loving me! Buy this T Shirt if you agree.