Major Key Alert T Shirt
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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! DROP YOUR SHIT! SOUNDS THE SIRENS! PULL EVERY GODDAMN ALARM YOU CAN FIND! No, this isn’t a state of emergency, relax. No, it’s not a code orange either, you’re car is fine. Well, it’s not a major bag alert per say, but you’re getting warmer! No, it’s not a major cloth alert, those are the other sirens. Yes! IT’S A MAJOR KEY ALERT. A MAJOR KEY. Are you hyped right now? Well you fucking should be, this is important dammit! Always be at attention for major keys. Buy this T-Shirt for the next alert. You’re a genius.
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt