All day you’ve had to hear the hooting and hollering of every speedo and swim trunk that landed their sorry asses on the beach. “Help I’m drowning!” “Save me I can’t swim!” Hey jerks, you’re on the shore! The water doesn’t cross 2 feet! Sure, you saved some poor kids that got stuck under a wave, but they deserve your help! And god dammit they don’t ask to touch your tail! You’re a mermaid - you’re beautiful and mythical and majestic - you get it. But you need some down time too! This Tank Top is for you. Let the creeps know to go to the next beach.
You're an off-duty mermaid. You don't like it when people are hooting and hollering at you just because you've got a fin tail and some shells on your chest. You're a real person with thoughts and feelings. They can't treat you like you're just a mermaid. You're more than that. And besides you're off-duty so you can tell Sebastian to go under the sea by himself. You wanna kick it and relax with your fins out. You want to just spend the time chilling and not worrying about the ocean things.
Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top